My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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