i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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