I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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