So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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