are you so shy because you have an std?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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