omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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