We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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