Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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