would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
