I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
