Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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