38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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