who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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It's like a toaster oven for my penis
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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