she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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