hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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