how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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