I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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