Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(716): View more from New York

Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...

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(540): View more from Virginia

Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.

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(512): View more from Texas

Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.

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(785): View more from Kansas

My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"

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(913): View more from Kansas

I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.

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