Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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