dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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