Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
The Olympian is in my bed
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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