i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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