god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
And then he peed in my hair
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