I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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