Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Farmville is her only friend.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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