I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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