i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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