He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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