Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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