i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
We were destined to go to rehab together
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat