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  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something

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  (202): the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something http://tfl.nu/lezg
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  (936): View more from Texas

  what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?

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  (936): what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card? http://tfl.nu/bsy4
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  (917): View more from New York City

  Where you at

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  assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?

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  Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.

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  (917): Where you at (1-917): assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup? (917): Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed. http://tfl.nu/v1xe
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  (913): View more from Kansas

  Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!

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  (913): Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life! http://tfl.nu/nhg0
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  (201): View more from New Jersey

  bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems

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  (201): bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems http://tfl.nu/1roz
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  (562): View more from California

  about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck

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  (562): about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck http://tfl.nu/779f
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  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it

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  (781): if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it http://tfl.nu/706q
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.

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  (303): No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck. http://tfl.nu/2tgn
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  (450): View more from Quebec

  I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement

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  (450): I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement http://tfl.nu/63m9
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  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.

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  (403): We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex. http://tfl.nu/5276
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  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.

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  (405): There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home. http://tfl.nu/1q6j
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  (925): View more from California

  Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.

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  (925): Bored at work. googling vodka waffles. http://tfl.nu/6y0b
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  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!

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  (508): I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO! http://tfl.nu/knkl
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  (775): View more from Nevada

  He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...

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  (775): He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister... http://tfl.nu/siw6
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  (540): View more from Virginia

  My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.

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  (540): My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her. http://tfl.nu/v8gv
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