so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did