my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
My vagina just recognized that song.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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I do not...this text concerns me
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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