im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he quoted the bible to break up with me
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
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