my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
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the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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