Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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