Define "chronic" masturbator.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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