I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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