I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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