What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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Threesome in a minivan. New low
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
i've created a new STD.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?