you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
