No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
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