Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
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