do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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