You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
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i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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