i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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