ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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