he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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