The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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