She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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