My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
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I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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