: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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