If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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