I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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