Are we in a gay sports bar?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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