Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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