I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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