Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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