Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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