sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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