Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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