well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
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I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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