Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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